To My Lady,

Christmas is coming. I’m not reminding you; that’d be stupid. I’m just reminding myself to try and make your life easier.

Here’s why:

You always say how hard I am to shop for. But let’s be honest, we both know that’s because the toys I like start at around $1,650.00 for the entry level kit, and usually include some sort of metallic finish or carbon fiber frame.

But how can you blame me?

I like well-design things. (One reason I like you).

I like things that work. (One reason I dislike ObamaCare).

And I like things that are going to be around for a long time if I treat them well. (Another reason I like you and dislike ObamaCare).

Since my gift expectations are so high, I’m making your job a lot easier. I’m asking you to spend $15.00 on me.

Sticker shock, I know.

Just breathe.

Here’s the deal. I found out about Harry’s. Swedish steel, NYC design, German engineering, Hong Kong manufacturing. And it’s for my face, which is really a gift for you, if you think about it.

Harry’s is to shaving what the P-51 Mustang is to aviation. Agile, timeless and beautiful. And unlike the P-51, it includes free-shipping. (Shipping a real P-51 to our house is about $15,000.00).

I love you and your shopping prowess. But in this case, I’ve done the work for you, which means you can spend more time on your beautiful self. You’re welcome.

With smooth love,

• Your Man

PS :: Christopher helped me write this letter, so make sure to use his referral links when purchasing for me so he can get 4 free blades. He’s worth it. And he gave up his Gillette shaving systems because Harry’s is so much better.








Little Tab · 27 Nov ’13 at 11:49 am

You seriously crack me up.

Wayne Thomas Batson · 27 Nov ’13 at 2:35 pm

But what if I’m not bald?

{Sorry, broski. I just had to.}

    Christopher Hopper · 27 Nov ’13 at 3:48 pm

    @Wayne: You can always shave the tops of your hairy feet. 😉

Christopher Miller · 27 Nov ’13 at 3:40 pm

This rocks. I may have to ask my wife for one too. But does Harry have options for beard grooming as well?

    Christopher Hopper · 27 Nov ’13 at 3:52 pm

    @Christopher: I’m sure you could find a way to use Harry’s to cut in along the lines of your beard. Or celebrate the removal of your beard altogether!

Aarathyn Arvell · 27 Nov ’13 at 4:23 pm

Haha, this is too funny. Even though I’m a girl.

    Christopher Hopper · 27 Nov ’13 at 5:38 pm

    @Arathyn: Well, no shame there. It was written for you!

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