In my defense from yesterday’s post, I need to point out something about Jennifer.
She’s not normal.
She is an Obsessively and Cleanly Disturbing Wife.
Granted, she wasn’t always like this. I cite its onset with the arrival of sub-humanoid life forms within our domain. Though I suspect it was always within her, just dormant.
After I wrote yesterday’s post, I went down into the kitchen and opened the dishwasher. The top drawer was exactly as it appears in the picture.
Who does that?
Granted, it’s not like that every day. But the “Disturbing” element comes in when you consider she *wishes* it was like that everyday.
So to all those of you who live with a spouse like mine, I feel your pain at always being told the thing you’re looking for us right in front of you. And for those of you who have a form of OCDW, while we are grateful for the clean house you ensure, go easy on those of us without your keen eye, sharp color an pattern distinction, and supernatural ability to organize. ch: